Iamyan Leslish

Iamyan Leslish is a disgruntled asshole who works as a soda-restocker.  He always insinuates that people who work at the stores he’s vending for are immature and do terrible jobs, and easily gets pissed off when people take offense to what he says to them.

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Mess Inc.

Mess Inc. is a storage company that has the intent of having people default on their payments so that their items become property of the storage company.  They then sell off the items individually or in bulk to random people.

They put one expensive item on top of everything else that is covered with blankets to fool you into bidding on a storage unit.

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The Space President

The Space President is the president of many stranded/far-from-civilization mining colonies.  In his delegation, there are only two jobs — Space Presidents and Space Miners.

A rebel faction has tried to make a third profession – Space Rockers.

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Space Macy’s

Space Macy’s is a department store in space.  They sell keychains, among other items.

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Triton

A Triton is the type of currency used in space to trade space-type goods.  It is only right to have a spacey-sounding currency to go along with it!

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Space Robots

The Space Robots are a faction of Robots that specialize in gambling rings.

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Johnathon Johnson

Johnathon Johnson is a deep voiced announcer-type that promotes Odin Shops’ sales.

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Susan the Nurse

Susan the Nurse is a student who goes to CSUA.  She has a lot of student loans weighing her down.  She has very big eyes.

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Staplers’ Hat

The Staplers’ Hat is a monument located in a lonely cave in the Office Desk Canyons.

There is an inscription that reads as follows:

“In a time of need

You shall see

Not what is important, such as individuality

But what isn’t important, such as unique hats that set a fashion trend no one cares about”

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John Stapler

John Stapler is a spiritual stapler that discovered the power of time travel by way of a special spiritual monument called the Staplers’ Hat.

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